1) George W. Bush
2) Child molesters
3) Head of the RIAA or anyone else who stands in the way of net neutrality
4) Mr. Nolan, one of my high-school teachers.
And yes, I am 100% aware that this is a horrible blog post and I’m an evil person for admitting these things. But you know, if I actually had the option I’d even give the cancer to you. I know it’s wrong but I would.
