originally uploaded by solidether
Umbrellas are not worth it. Don’t agree? Try this logic.
Pro
- 1. Your head stays relatively dry.
Cons
- 1. The below-the-knee portion of your leg becomes extra soaked because the water that would be on your head is dispersed to this area.
- 2. Having soaked feet is worse than having a wet head.
- 3. You always have a hand that can’t do anything except hold an umbrella.
- 4. You always have to concern yourself with the space the umbrella takes up or you will poke a stranger’s eye out and they will sue you (and rightfully so).
- 5. What do you do with the umbrella when you go inside? You create a trail of water for someone to slip on.
- 6. Ever used an umbrella on a windy day?
- 7. When you are not careful you pinch your fingers when you close it (which is often, because you are in a hurry to close the umbrella because you are inside).
- 8. An open umbrella inside is bad luck. Do you actually want to carry something with you that could very easily be bad luck?
